The process of crafting a cover letter started with brainstorming around the idea of a "cover" letter. I thought, a cover, like a coverlet, a blanket. What's it for? To make a quick statement of proposition. Like a blanket statement., but in a nice way. And thus the ultra, superior, over the top eye catcher was born. The Blanket Statement!
So with my blanket statement, I melded a Limney Snickets Goth Style of writing to guide the reader. -A Stop or Go forward to the cover letter of sorts.
Notice! This cover letter is worthy of a read and will, with certainty, compel you, _________ to reply with an invitation to engage in a quality forwarding conversation with said applicant. (as certified by the head of blanket statements.)
FAIR WARNING: If you, _______are not looking for a hybrid talent that is mission and purpose driven, accustom to springing out of bed to get it done daily, then STOP, read no MORE.
Thinking of turning the page? If you must, the protocol is to read, noting the possibilities swarming in your head, like busy bees building a scenario of a possible future.
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